News of the week! Wednesday 26 feb 2025 : The pirates challenge in Celyddon Utopia.

Today, the infamous crew of pirates from the Catronian Archipelago set sail for Port Celyddon Utopia, ready for a wild adventure of shooting and looting! But to their surprise, the navy had laid a treacherous course filled with mines, fortresses, and obstacles, turning the journey into a chaotic race. The pirate captains soon found themselves dodging relentless attacks from navy ships and navigating perilous waters. At one point, a mine exploded, creating utter pandemonium. Despite the chaos, the resilient pirate captains managed to climb back aboard and continue their daring escapade. Impressively, they not only avoided sinking but also managed to inflict minimal damage on the navy ships along the way. Amid the madness, tempers flared. Accusations of cheating and shortcuts filled the air, and some captains, abandoning their focus, began firing at each other instead of the navy! Meanwhile, the navy forces moved strategically between fortresses and cannon islands, determined to sink the pirates. However, it quickly became apparent that the navy captains had indulged in a few too many drinks, drastically impairing their aim. Sensing their advantage, the pirates raced ahead, weaving through mines and dodging bullet fire with skill and speed. After seven grueling laps, Captain Trouble Ahead emerged victorious! Captain Snoots took second place, though his constant yelling and tendency to shoot at mines slowed him down. Captain One secured third place, despite battling strong wind changes in the first lap and impulsively turning his cannons on fellow pirates during the final lap. It was undoubtedly a hilarious and action-packed event. In the end, all the captains returned home relatively unscathed, with plenty of stories to share from their chaotic adventure!

Picture below: Battle evaluation at Port Ceylon Utopia 

A ship in a video.. Karima Husain video with a dark story about a pirate ...

The Statenjacht has ventured across vast seas, captivating hearts and imaginations. Watch her mesmerizing appearance in Karima Husain's video, where she becomes part of a thrilling tale of dark pirates and high-seas adventure.

Watch the video here 

The grand opening of the winter fair, 15 dec 2024 with DJ Melanie Auxifur

What an incredible turnout at the party! So many of you joined in the fun and even stopped by the market to explore.

A huge thank you to all the merchants, to One Andonly for generously sponsoring the "Lucky Ducky" lottery, and to everyone who contributed by building, capturing photos, and creating videos. Your efforts made it all unforgettable!

And of course, we can’t wait to see the snapshots – who wore what, who got a little tipsy, and, most importantly, who danced with whom… Stay tuned!

watch video of the winter fair opening party

Colonization of Celyddon Utopia!

Ahoy, captains! The Catronians have journeyed far to reach the heart of the Celyddon Navy's territory. Along their voyage, they discovered a small, uninhabited island brimming with breathtaking natural beauty. As they explored its shores, they realized it was the perfect spot for a new home base! To their delight, the island held hidden treasures: mysterious caves, an abundance of wood for ship repairs, and an ideal location to launch their quest for colonizing new lands. The gold is stashed, the booze is secured, the fires are roaring, and the cannons are primed. Adventure awaits!

Kitely's winter fair 15 dec- 15 jan

Join us for an enchanting Winter Fair, perfect for merchants looking to showcase and promote their work. We provide charming market stalls where you can display your products or creations. While offering samples or freebies is encouraged, it’s entirely optional—it’s all about spreading holiday cheer! (And no, it’s got nothing to do with sailing—just a fun addition to the winter festivities.)

The fair takes place on a beautifully designed, winter-themed platform spanning approximately 12 sims. Most of the area is dedicated to our beloved annual 11 Cities Skating Tour. Skaters who complete the tour and collect all stamps will earn an exciting prize. The landscape is stunningly crafted, featuring serene islands, winding skate paths, hidden nooks to explore, and cozy cabins where you can rest and warm up.

At the heart of the platform lies a picturesque Dutch-inspired snowy city, complete with a quaint marketplace reserved for merchant guests eager to showcase their creations. If you’d like to claim one of these charming stalls, here’s how:

HOW TO RESERVE A STALL:
Teleport to grid.kitely.com:8002:Catronian Archipelago and look for the Winter Fair sign. Choose TWO stalls you like, then rez a prim at your selected spots so others know they’re taken. The fair is quite popular, so act fast to secure your stall! If all stalls are occupied, don’t worry—we’ll create additional ones as needed (just send me an IM).

The Winter Fair officially opens on Sunday, December 15th, just in time for the holiday season! Join us for a celebration featuring a fantastic party with DJ Melanie Auxifur to kick things off in style. Don’t miss out on this festive event!

New buildings at Ravensteijn 's docks 

Smuggler activity spotted? It appears that the north side of Ravensteijn is bustling with life, featuring newly built fishermen’s cottages and merchant shops. Business seems to be thriving for the smugglers! Stay tuned for the official opening announcement. 

News of the week! Friday 25 oct

BATTLE LOGS Oct 25, 2024

Halloo there. Cap'n Snoots Dwagon filling in for Trouble Ahead, cos she is swamped. I've been asked to recount the recent ship battles, so I'll do my best.

I was late to the event and totally missed the first battle. So obviously that was totally irrelevant, since no Dwagons there.

The SECOND battle however, that was something. Every captain was in good form, and had some surprising turnouts. We had five Captains and it seemed the entire battle consisted of us all shooting at anything that moved. The Captains were Trouble Ahead, One and Only, Till Underspiel, Ballyrae Hanly and myself, Snoots Dwagon. We're not 100% sure who sank whom, except we know of two definite battles:

Surprisingly, Captain One was sunk by Trouble Ahead... certainly a rare happening since One is the master of the long shot. Congrats Trouble on that one. Cap'n One took it in good graces and commented on the skills of all the Captains that day.

The Rabid Pink Pirates (Captain: me) managed to sink two ships. I don't remember who the first was because cannonballs were flying fast and furious. I will say however that every Captain fought honorably and bravely. We faced off head to head and all did their best, no dirty tricks.

For me the most memorable battle was between the final two ships: The DEADLY SMUGGLER (Cap'n Trouble Ahead) was staring straight at the Rabid Pink Pirates (moi), and we both began our run. What neither of us realized is that both of us were down to 3 points and either or both of us could be sunk. We simply came at each other straight on, come what may. Canons fired and after the passing... the Deadly Smuggler kissed the bottom and the Rabid Pink Pirates somehow managed to sail by with all three points intact. That was a fine and honorable battle, one of the best I've seen. All observers remarked enjoying watching that final run.

Overall it was a fine day for sailing and the battles were enjoyable, with everyone in good spirits. We gathered at the docks afterward and had a nice chat before having to leave for Ratty Life.

Documented and signed-- Captain Snoots Dwagon, the Rabid Pink Pirates
--o--

News of the week! Friday 11 oct

Today was definitely payday! All captains took to the seas aboard the Niitti gunboat, and it turned out to be a fierce and challenging battle. The daring captains included One Andonly, Snoots Dwagon, Till Uhlenspiegel, Captain Bally, and Trouble Ahead. Hitting the enemy proved no easy feat, and the intense skirmish lasted quite some time until only two captains remained: Snoots and Trouble. In a dramatic twist, Trouble forced Snoots onto the rocks (a ruthless move, indeed) and sent him sinking to the bottom of the sea. Ultimately, the Celyddon commander claimed his well-earned gold coins—funding that will go toward establishing a new colony on an unexplored grid.

As always, it was tremendous fun!

The Celyddon crew is now hard at work building a colony on the newly discovered grid, Utopia. This fresh territory offers ideal sailing waters, perfect for staging epic battles or simply enjoying a leisurely voyage. Once everything is ready, we’ll share the grid’s URL so everyone can join us in exploring these exciting new seas. Adventure awaits!

News of the week! Friday 27 sept

Mike McHugh visited the Catronian Archipelago to capture the vibrant and chaotic essence of daily life on the sims. Expect flying bullets, bustling ships, flowing drinks, eccentric characters, and plenty of laughter. Don’t miss out—watch the video now and experience it all for yourself! (Created to promote the Kitely grid.) Check it out here!

Daily life on Catronian Archipelago

After the video shoot, everyone gathers aboard the Northern Pearl, Captain Snoots' flagship, for an evening of lively fun. Guests enjoy chatting, dancing, and even bongo lessons, as captured in the scene below. From left to right: Melanie Auxifur on the bongos, Trouble Ahead showing off a tipsy dance, Snoots Dwagon leading the lessons, Commander Bally keeping a watchful eye, One Andonly grooving to the rhythm, and Till Uhlenspiegel representing the Celyddon Navy as their ambassador.  

News of the week! Friday 13 sept 

Today's battle is all about "whatever works!" A variety of ships took to the waters, but which ones are proving the toughest to survive? Gunboats? Not quite. Statenjacht? Nope. The Duyfken? Now that's a ship built to endure! She's tough to sink and might just be the best contender. Meanwhile, the Batavia and Sea Eagle stand tall, raining bullets on their rivals while staying afloat for an impressive amount of time! Which ship will dominate the seas? Stay tuned!

News of the week! 8 sept 

HALLOWEEN EVENT/CONTEST: scary ships! 

Ahoy, Captains! Get ready to unleash your creativity in our "Decorate Your Ship: Halloween Theme" contest! All ships, from builders of every kind, are welcome to participate. The ship that dazzles us with the most creative and spine-chilling Halloween design will win an exciting prize in KC's. To make things even more thrilling, we plan to organize a special cruise featuring all participating ships, giving the jury a chance to see your masterpieces in action. The event date will be announced soon, so stay tuned! Interested in joining the fun? Simply submit your name to Trouble Ahead and get ready to set sail into the spooky seas. We can’t wait to see your hauntingly amazing ships!

News of the week! 23 aug

With all the captains back from their holidays, we kicked off the new season with an exciting race last Friday—and what a chaotic one it was! Some captains took the helm of the Duyfken, while others opted for the Statenjacht, leading to two winners: Round One was claimed by Captain OneAndOnly, and Round Two went to Captain Okwaho Euler. The variety of ships added an extra layer of excitement, allowing captains to choose between defensive or offensive strategies. :)

It was amusing to watch as some captains skillfully avoided the floating barrels scattered across the sea, while others gleefully dropped explosive barrels to sabotage nearby ships!

The race track with gates will remain in place, giving captains the chance to test their ships and strategize for next week’s race. Make sure to prepare well—we can’t wait to see what’s next!

News of the week! 12 July

Relive tonight's epic battle by downloading and watching the action-packed video! **Round One:** After a fierce start, the relentless sharpshooter landed a devastating hit on all players in the field. Just in time, Commander Bally seized the moment and took him down in a spectacular move. **Round Two:** The spotlight turned to the skilled fisherman, One Andonly. Watch and enjoy his masterful performance!

Video movie  of a battle in bird eye perspective

News of the week! 1 July 

Tall ships often struggle to deal with small, nimble gunboats, as their cannons are too high to aim effectively at such close-range targets. But one clever captain came up with a brilliant idea: why not drop barrels directly onto those pesky little ships? Inspired by this tactic, the Duyfken crew (see picture below) can now push barrels overboard, letting them fall onto attacking vessels!

These barrels aren't just heavy—they're explosive! Even if they drift for 30 seconds, they remain a serious threat. When a ship's hull touches one, it triggers an explosion, making them particularly dangerous for captains trying to chase from behind.

This version of SPD Duyfken, scripted by Christine Nyn, is in its final stages of testing and will soon be ready for release. Stay tuned!

News of the week! 29 may 2024 HG Safari group visited!!!!!!!!

We were nervous, to say the least! Imagine this: a group of around 20 people walking through a teleporter gate, hopping into drivable mini boats, and setting off for a scenic tour. How would the 4x4 world handle such a sudden influx? Could the system manage so many scripted objects simultaneously? We genuinely didn’t know if the boating experience would hold up under the pressure.
That’s exactly what happened on Wednesday, the 29th. It was nerve-wracking, but in the end, everything worked out perfectly! A total of 29 visitors joined us to explore the world. After some heavy initial loading, everyone raced around in their little boats, laughing and having a great time.

Curious about their feedback on the world’s performance? Want to see some fun pictures from the event? Check out their full presentation on the HG Safari website!
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2024/05/t ... i.html?m=1

News of the week! 24 may 2024 HG Safari group will visit !!!

News of the week! 11 may 2024

Witness two electrifying rounds of free-for-all mid-class ship battles! The captains—Miss Jennifer Law, Snoots Dwagon, One Andonly Ballyrae Hanly, Till Uhlenspiegel, Melanie Auxifur, and Trouble Ahead—showcased their mastery of naval tactics in an unforgettable showdown. In the first round, Captain Till claimed victory with Melanie as their skilled gunner. Together, they outlasted the chaos as the remaining captains sank one another in fierce combat. The second round delivered an even more intense finish, as Snoots narrowly edged out One Andonly in a thrilling face-off. Both ships were on the brink of destruction, but Snoots landed a decisive broadside, sending One to the depths of the ocean.

(Pictured below: One Andonly chasing Snoots, while Commander Ballyrae's burning ship faces its final moments at sea.) 

News of the week! 28 April 2024

Tactics!!!

After completing the intense stress tests over the past few weeks, we’ve found that everything is running smoothly for the most part—only the occasional bad weather disrupts things. Ships and simulations are performing well!

The Celyddon captains are sailing strong, led by the skilled and deadly gunner, Melanie, whose precision on the battlefield is unmatched.

Last Friday’s battle was a thrilling experience! Captains Snoots, Bally, Till, Melanie, One, and Trouble took to the seas with their mid-class ships, each starting with a clear strategy in mind. Were they hiding? Targeting specific rivals? Teaming up? One thing was certain—every captain was cautious, using islands as cover and launching carefully timed attacks. It was a tense match, with minutes passing before the first holes appeared in their sails. Slowly but surely, the hunt began, with captains executing impressive maneuvers and landing well-aimed long-distance shots.

In the end, the battle came down to two survivors: Captain One and Only, and the elusive Miss Trouble. True to her name, Trouble had spent much of the match biding her time, waiting for the other ships to sustain heavy damage before delivering her finishing blow. Captain One fought valiantly but ultimately fell to Miss Trouble’s calculated tactics, sinking as the final casualty of the night. It was an unforgettable battle full of excitement and strategy!

News of the week! 30 march 2024

Who can sink the White Flag Ship? Tonight, we tested the new training ship, specially designed by Christine Nyn, to help new captains learn how to sail. The ship, featuring a white flag, was put to the ultimate test as experienced captains chased it across the waters. It performed excellently, sinking quickly as intended—proving we now have a fantastic tool for sailing lessons in a rezzer. Okwaho Euler successfully sank the White Flag training ship, while Snoots emerged victorious in the Free-For-All (FFA), staying as the last captain afloat. Below is a picture capturing the dramatic moment when Captain Snoots Dwagon sank Okwaho’s ship. Cheers to a successful test and exciting sailing adventures ahead!

News of the week! 23 march 2024

Spring party and lottery!

Thomas Swift hit the jackpot, winning the ultimate Easter treat: a shopping spree at Kitely's Market! DJ Melanie wowed the crowd with an incredible playlist, drawing in party enthusiasts from all around to celebrate the lively event!

Mermaids in town 

Plenty of fish in the sea! Miss Marilee Mermaid has made her cozy home on the ocean floor near Port Celyddon. If you listen closely, you might just catch the melody of her enchanting song… 

News of the week! 15 march 2024

Friday's battle unfolded with intense action on the high seas. The Navy set out with two ships and one skilled gunner, while the pirates countered with three Statenjacht ships. This time, the captains boldly chose to navigate the challenging southern waters—a region riddled with islands, narrow passages, and the constant threat of running aground. The fight was fierce and unforgiving. Early on, all efforts seemed focused on sinking the deadly smuggler. The ship *Trouble* ran aground near the western island shores and was finally taken down by Till Uhlenspiegel, with the Countess serving as the gunner on the decisive shot. The battle raged on as the pirates Snoots and Okwaho overpowered the remaining Navy captains. In the end, both were incapacitated, leaving two shared victors that evening: Snoots Dwagon and Okwaho Euler. However, it raises the question—what does victory mean when your ships are left burning? Despite the ferocity of the encounter, all captains displayed remarkable skill and resilience. It was truly an epic and hard-fought battle on the seas!

The gossip club....

Did you know that every Monday at midnight, the vibrant ladies Cata, Sea, and Trouble gather at Chez Hans Restaurant? Whether it's sharing the latest news or indulging in a bit of gossip, their lively conversations are the highlight of the day!

News of the week! 9 march 2024 

Last Friday's battle served as a performance test for the simulation, and the results were promising—both the sims functioned smoothly, and the navy was defeated! Consequently, taxes have been increased. On a brighter note, the Countess has acquired a heavily armed ship to bolster the defense of Port Celyddon. 

Meanwhile, Captain Snoots Dwagon has opened a cat sanctuary at his residence. Evidently, he’s proving to be quite the skilled veterinarian. If your feline companions need medical attention, don’t hesitate to reach out to him! 

In other news, Okwaho has crafted a new dinghy designed for rum smuggling. Plans are underway to organize a thrilling race featuring Bwind ships, complete with unexpected surprises! Additionally, the CA sims will be showcased at the 2025 OS Fair, alongside an exciting event on the Craft Grid. 

News of the week!  23 feb 2024 

Exciting Tall Ship Battle Last Friday! The event featured one fully crewed ship and two captained ships, all navigating the iconic Batavia Galleon. The dramatic finale came down to a fierce face-off between the Celyddon galleon and a ship captained by a mysterious figure known only as “The Smuggler.” In a nail-biting finish, with just a single HP difference (!), the navy vessel was sunk, leaving one burning ship adrift. Tragically, no one managed to seize the cargo—it was completely destroyed in the flames. The captains showcased exceptional sailing skills, and it was thrilling to watch all the ships, under full sail, engaged in such an intense battle.

Opening of new restaurant in Port of Morgan

Renowned Chef Hans Worst proudly opened his Michelin-starred restaurant in the heart of Port of Morgan. This stylish dining destination offers an exquisite menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. From beloved classics like fish and chips to sophisticated gourmet creations, there's something to satisfy every palate. End your meal with indulgent desserts, including fresh fruit-topped mousses and creamy ice creams. Chef Hans Worst is currently looking to expand his team and is in need of dedicated kitchen staff, primarily dishwashers. If you're interested in joining this exceptional restaurant, send a message to Hans Worst today!

News of the week!  16 feb 2024 

Friday's Battle Results: Two thrilling rounds with mid-class ships! Round one ended in a stalemate as some captains ran aground, leaving the results tied with no clear winner. The highlight? Commander Bally made quite the spectacle, humorously sailing *without clothes*! (A shocking break from Navy standards – apparently, he couldn't locate his new uniform!) In round two, Snoots Dwagon emerged victorious in a nail-biting one-on-one duel against Trouble. Despite Trouble's impressive effort, Snoots claimed the win. It was an action-packed day filled with excitement, laughter, and excellent sailing! Can't wait for the next battle!

News of the week!  4 feb 2024 

Valentine's Day is just around the corner! For those who love to surprise their special someone, we’ve created the perfect romantic escape—a secluded tower designed for intimacy and charm. Enjoy a candlelit dinner for two, freshly baked cakes, champagne, and the option to stay overnight in this enchanting setting. Arrive by mooring your sailing boat and make your Valentine's Day truly unforgettable. Simply teleport to the landing point named "Love Nest" and let the romance begin!

HG Safari group is visiting CA!!

The HG Safari group, known for exploring fascinating destinations across various grids, has chosen to visit our sim this spring on a Wednesday evening. To make their visit memorable, we’re organizing a guided water taxi tour that will entertain them with fun and engaging insights about the activity on our sims. Check out the link below for more details:

HG Safari Group

Friday's battle s result 2 feb 2024 

We hosted an exhilarating race featuring three captains! In the first round, Countess Melanie joined as a passenger, and her presence seemed to bring good fortune—her ship claimed victory. The second round was an intense battle, with Okwaho Euler skillfully chasing down Trouble's stern. By wearing her down to a speed of 10, he cleverly seized the opportunity to sail out of her cannon range and crossed the finish line first. It was a thrilling competition filled with strategy and excitement. Great race and even greater fun! 

News of the week! 

14-01-2024

A new landing point was made to make it more easy for people to find things. 

22-12-2023

Celebrate the holiday season in our magical snow world! Enjoy an exciting skating tour featuring eleven checkpoints, each offering a stamp to collect. Complete the journey and earn the prestigious "Eleven Cities Cross" trophy as a reward. Look for the teleporter near the landing point to begin your adventure. Best of all, the snow world will remain open even after the holidays, so the fun doesn’t have to end! 

DJ Melanie Auxifurs performance at 22 th dec 2023 in snow world 

News of the week!

18-11-2023

Friday's Battle: Sink the Galleon! The Batavia Galleon set sail but was relentlessly pursued by Ballyrae Hanley aboard his Lorcha and Judge Snoots Dwagon commanding his Statenjacht. Strangely enough, the cries of "Sink the Judge!" echoed throughout the encounter more often than not. Despite her attempts to escape and hide from the attacking ships, the Galleon was swiftly and spectacularly sunk. What followed was a gripping showdown between the two remaining captains. The battle reached an intense climax, with the Navy sinking just moments before victory could be claimed. Adding to the chaos, the smuggler Trouble and her ever-screeching parrot, Tony, were also aboard. In the end, against all odds, the Judge survived!

News of the week!

Captain Tivvi Tuuli, a mysterious and daring sailor, has sent word of an incredible discovery: a massive chest filled with coins on Okwaho's Island—treasure that appears to be lost Navy loot! In true pirate fashion, Tivvi spent lavishly, scattering coins across countless pub tables, treating everyone to rounds of free rum. But questions remain—how did the chest end up on Okwaho's Island? And why did the Navy lose such a fortune in tax money? The mystery begs to be unraveled. Are you ready to uncover the truth and claim the treasure for yourself?

News of the week!

Summary of the Court Event – October 27, 2023, Port of Morgan's Court Hall:
The Case of Okwaho Euler Accused of Stealing Booze from the Navy’s Cellars

- A key piece of evidence presented in court is a photograph of Okwaho’s cellar, showing barrels of alcohol (rum or whiskey). This photograph was taken by Judge Snoots Dwagon, who followed up on a tip about stolen barrels from the Celyddon Navy’s cellars. Snoots personally inspected Okwaho’s cellar and captured the photograph as evidence.
- Strangely, Judge Snoots did not appear in court to testify. Instead, Governor Morgan stepped in to preside over the case.
What followed was a rather humorous and lively courtroom exchange. The individuals involved in the proceedings were as follows:

The Accused: Okwaho Euler
Defense Attorney for Okwaho: Cata Raven
Representative of the Navy: Ballyrae Hanly
Defense Attorney for the Navy: Till Uhlenspiegel
Witness: Trouble Ahead

The case took some unexpected and entertaining turns, leaving attendees highly engaged throughout the hearing.

Replacement of the allegedly drunk Judge Snoots Dwagon: Governor Morgan of Port of Morgan steps in to preside.

The first part of the discussion focuses on the evidence presented against Okwaho.
Remarks from the Navy suggest that Okwaho's appearance alone—fitting the stereotype of a pirate—is enough to label him guilty. A painting on the wall supposedly depicts the stolen goods in question. However, Okwaho's defense argues, "Appearance alone is not valid proof."
Witness Trouble Ahead shares her account, stating that Okwaho once showed her some booze stored in his cellar, claiming he had shipped it from Port Celyddon's island. During that occasion, they both drank and fell ill afterward. It appears Judge Snoots Dwagon was tipped off about this and took it upon himself to inspect Okwaho's cellar, capturing photographic evidence of the contraband.

Governor Morgan's first question: Was the Navy missing any booze? If so, was it legally purchased? Defender Till testified that the booze was brought to Port Celyddon for a special occasion and had been paid for. However, Commander Bally countered by mentioning that any confiscated goods seized at sea by the Navy are always deemed legal under maritime law.

Defender Cata, supported by Trouble, makes a bold claim: the Navy is confiscating goods at will, which some might label as outright thievery.

The courtroom descends into chaos as accusations fly in every direction. Are all parties involved guilty of theft? Governor Morgan steps in with a series of pointed arguments:

• Photographs are not valid evidence.
• The barrels in question lack any stamps or markings to prove they originally belonged to the Navy.
• No witnesses have confirmed seeing Okwaho transporting the barrels at sea.
• The officers responsible for the confiscation, Commander Ballyrae Hanly and Till Uhlenspiegel, have provided no proof that the booze was legally seized.

To make matters worse, Judge Snoots Dwagon, who submitted the photograph as evidence, is reportedly too drunk to attend the hearing and might have been bribed. Even Commander Ballyrae Hanly himself noted that the barrels bear no Navy markings, further casting doubt on the entire case.

This is undoubtedly a serious accusation brought forward by the navy!

[13:12] Captain Morgan: Accusing the court of bribery is a serious offense, Officer Bally.
[13:13] Ballyrae Hanly: Not the court, just the judges!
[13:13] Till Uhlenspiegel: *Glances at the Commander*
[13:13] Captain Morgan: If you continue with this nonsense, I will have no choice but to strip you of your title and confine you to the rum cellar with the mice!

Instead of addressing the gravity of the situation, Commander Ballyrae veers off topic, starting an irrelevant discussion about thieving mice—because, as he claims, there are always mice in cellars. Frustrated by the absurdity, all involved urge Governor Morgan to take control, deliver a final judgment, and put an end to the pointless rambling in court.

Here is Governor Morgan's conclusion:

"Considering the lack of concrete evidence that Okwaho actually stole the items from the Navy cellar, and given that the confiscated goods cannot be definitively identified, I hereby declare Okwaho a free man. Furthermore, I order the Navy to conduct a thorough investigation into how these items went missing under their watch—a situation that is both baffling and deeply embarrassing."

The right to appeal remains open, and Commander Ballyrae, along with his officers, will continue the investigation into this case.
Defender Cata Raven and Okwaho Euler leave the courtroom feeling relieved.

At this moment, Judge Snoots makes an unexpected appearance in court, asking if he can preside over Case Two (the matter of tax laws). However, the defendant, Till Uhlenspiegel, has already left the courtroom, and Commander Bally will no longer have representation for the protection of his case. As a result, no further proceedings can take place. Why was the judge late? And why has the Ceyddon Navy mentioned bribery? These questions demand answers!

Ultimately, Governor Morgan and "Trouble Ahead" propose a fitting punishment for Judge Snoots Dwagon: one full week in Bombards Prison. This would serve both as a means for him to sober up and as a consequence for his tardiness in court. Perhaps this is the only verdict that can be confidently reached this evening. :)

02-09-2023

News of the week !

There will be no battle this week. 

Desmond Lane was found guilty of unlawfully convicting Miss T. Ahead by impersonating Judge Major Snoots Dwagon and illegally sitting in the judge's chair. He issued a punishment of spanking, despite there being no crime, no evidence, and no formal accusations made by anyone. Nurse Sea Pearl has been assigned to evaluate Desmond's mental health. The Honorable Judge Major Snoots Dwagon, known as the "Breather of Fires," will take appropriate action. 

Party in CA's theatre : 8 th of sept 1.PM viewer time

Join us for a delightful evening at the theatre as Miss Melanie Auxifur takes the stage to celebrate the arrival of autumn and the start of a brand-new season. The enchanting theme for the night is "Mushrooms," promising a unique and whimsical experience for all. Everyone is welcome! Highlights of the event include a fun lottery draw with exciting prizes, themed wearable balloon creations, and refreshing drinks. Don’t miss out on this magical celebration! 

18-07-2023 Medical services by Miss Sea Pearl

We are excited to announce the addition of new medical services at Port Hope's hospital! Recognizing the needs of sailors requiring treatment, we are pleased to introduce our dedicated nurse, Miss Sea Pearl. She is available to assist with a wide range of medical services. The hospital is fully equipped to handle various conditions, including broken limbs, flesh wounds, gangrene, scurvy, and many other ailments. Miss Sea Pearl also specializes in advanced hearing equipment designed to help sailors suffering from hearing loss or listening difficulties caused by exposure to cannon fire and gunshots. You can easily locate the hospital by following the signs along Market Street in Port Hope, near the landing point. Additionally, look for Miss Sea Pearl's emergency sign near the teleporters or at the hospital itself. We’re here to ensure you receive the care you need.

Public humiliation of smugglers at Port Celyddon

Port Celyddons has recently drawn large crowds to its docks and prison, as reports suggest an execution is underway. The individual facing execution is said to be an unidentified smuggler. Stay tuned for further updates.